Hilarious

I was reading about Social distance, status scale, formality scale and two functional scales (sociolinguistics terms) when I suddenly heard, "Hey what time is it now? I wanna go shopping tonight. You wanna go?"..

When I turned my head back, I was puzzled. I saw myself wearing formal with light make-up, standing in the centre of the giant building (I think it was about 100 plus storeys) talking to my secretary about things that I wanted her to do. Then I began to think. Oh~ I'm actually in my working world.

Wow! I was amazed to see myself so capable and successful. And I am somehow related to all the big shots of the company. I forgot whether they are my relatives or my closest friends. All of them were so perfect. Born with handsome and pretty faces and bodies just like models and successful too! (I was not bad too!) Hehehe

The giant company was a glass one. You will never feel too cold nor too warm cause you can feel the warm sun through the glass. And the weather was not a Malaysian weather. I am pretty sure. Very modern-look and trendy at the same time. Everything was so high-tech and you can even see houses flying here and there during day time off to work (I mean the owner is flying using the house- especially those who go outstation) and parked back at the parking lot when they come back. Those houses have got buoyant abilty and they park side by side along the wharf. Isn't it amazing? Double-storey house somemore! And each house has their own satelites that can fly using remote controllers which means each house can search for their own channels that they wanted to watch (wonder what happened to Astro company that time). Indivual satelites, individual tv programes. COOL!!! Too much of Meet The Robinsons? I don't know...

Then suddenly, I saw my parents. I was so happy that they came here to pay me a surprise visit. Feeling super high, I asked my parents to stay at my place and don't go back too soon and they agreed.

Everyday was like a normal day for me. I clock-in punctually and clock-out in time too.

Then, on one particular day, the giant company was full with decorations when I clocked-in. Fresh flowers were everywhere, there was an aisle with multicolour roses displayed on each side of the aisle leading all the way to a small altar. And there were chairs all over the lobby of the company. The company suddenly turned into a spring garden.

Being curious, I asked someone who was busy admiring the decorations. It was my secretary.

"Hey, did I miss out something? Why is there so many flowers all over the place today? Flowers all over the staircase, flowers at the entrance..and the company smells so so nice today. What's going on? Who's wedding is it?"

My secretary said, "Why it you Ms. Ling! It's your BIG DAY! Your hairdresser will be here in a minute and ur designer said he is stuck in the jam right now. He said he will arrive in like 5 more minutes and he apologised for the inconvenience caused...(bla, bla, bla)..."

I wasn't listening to my secretary anymore when I heard the first few sentences. WHAT!!! I'm getting married today!!!!?? With who? How? Why?? All of the cursing words were floating in my mind. I was really surprised. All of the sudden I became the main character.

Then I saw my bosses smiling at me, congratulating me and finally saw my parents walking in wearing elegant attires. My dad was in a tux and mum with beautiful elegant long dress. Bare-back somemore!

I rushed towards my mum to demand for an explanation.

Me : Ma!!! What the hell is going on?!

Mum : It's your wedding day that's why, silly. I thought you agreed on this?

Me : HAAAAA!!!???? When??? Who??? Why?? Where?? How?? WHAT???

I was ridiculously shocked and I think real hard. No one dated me. No one was after me. Then how come I agreed someone to get married? And I don't even know who is the bridegroom. This feeling is similar to Walter Sparrow's, who murdered people but didn't know that he was the one who did it because he suffered memory loss after he jumped down from a building (The Number 23 movie).

I have the same feeling as his. And ridiculous enough, I was being dragged into the dressing room and my designer put on my wedding dress. Damn beautiful I tell you. Wish I can take photos and share them with you all.

After finished dressing up, I walked outside the dressing room, with white elegant heels, which I nearly tripped to death at countless times. I still feel Mong Cha Cha (blur). Is this real? Can I say NO? Can I escape from here? Who is he? What's going on?

My secretary was helping me both with my dress and me to maintain my stability. I was cursing on the stupid heels all the way to the aisle.

When I saw everyone was waiting for me, I began to get nervous. My heart beated hundred times per sec, as if it wanted to escape so much, just like me. I was still thinking what is it all about, and when did I agreed on this marriage.

Just when the conflict started to build, my mum told me with teary eyes, "Li ar, you're a big girl already. Must appreciate him, ok? He treated us so well when you are not at home. He even sponsored the whole family here just to attend this grand wedding and he planned this whole wedding just because he loves you. Appreciate him ok? And get rid of that bad-temper of yours! I don't wanna lose such a good son-in-law like him. You can't find another Miri guy like him nowadays, you know."

I was like, "Heck!! He's a Miri guy??! How come I dont know a thing?"

I was getting more and more confused. This is really spooky cause I don't remember a single thing and I don't have a single friend from Miri and suddenly, I am getting married to a Miri guy jumping out of nowhere.

I looked all the way to the end of the aisle. He was standing in front of the altar, waiting for me. From far, I can see that he is quite big size, tall and kinda masculine in his own tux. Because of the distance and my short-sightedness, I strained my eyes so hard just to adjust my eye-sight to see his face. I heard my mum asking me to stop because she said I looked ugly doing that. I ignored her for few moments cause I really wanted to see his face.

Just when I could finally see his face, I heard a song, out of nowhere, singing,

"For all those times you stood by me,

For all the truth that you made me see,

For all the joy you brought to my life,

For all the wrongs that you made right,

For every dream you made come true...."

Ei?? That was my ring tone leh.. Where is my phone ar? I was searching real hard.

Then only I realised that I was in my dream! Charles called me.

He saved my life!! Thank you, Charles. If not I think I got married dy! SCARY SCARY.

SHIT! How come I suddenly dreamt on such thing. Must be Angel, cause she always dreams this kinda things. I got infected by Angel-disease!! Help me!!! I don't wanna get married with the one that I don't know and don't lovee... I don't wannnnnnnttttttttt..... waaaaaaaa.....