Abortion

Conversation between Mr. N and me at work through e-mails:

N: Alice, wazap????!

Me: i killed a human

N: what..? u noughty girl

Me: i'm sorry i didnt mean to

N: r u serious?

Me: yea T.T

N: tell me about it

Me: it was dark and we had an argument and he was angry and i was angrier and and and... i didnt mean to stab him it jsut happened one sec ago he was alive the next sec u know he's lifeless lying in the pool of blood *shivers*

N: R U SERIOUS????

Me: yes.. i think the cops are getting me soon i just wanna enjoy my last moment with u guys take care N dont tell zura and others i trust u i don't wanna freak them out

N: I think, u're lying, ...

Conversation stopped for a while because I was too focus doing my work and forgot to reply his email. N grew impatient and decided to walk to my desk to check if any of my words are true. He bent down to see my expression. I was quite surprised cos I had my earphone plugged into my ears and I didn't realised he was just beside me. I shouted, "Woi, what are you doing here?" and then N said, "Tipu!!" Then it took a while for me to put the pieces together which then I replied his email with the following:

Me: hahaha eh damn scared ok did u actually believe me??? luckily it was just a dream

N: u wanna know what's really on my mind?

Me: yea tell me

N: i thought u had an abortion...

Me: CHOI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I would never do that!!

I had a hard time laughing off. Why would N think I will abort a baby and live in a sinful life for the rest of my life. He doesn't know me well T___T

Hilarious part II

GUYS!!! Do you still remember my previous previous previous super previous post about one of my dreams last year?

Nvm if you forgot about that already. You can always read here. But dont bother, it's just my stupid, funny, lame, before-exam dream.

The dream is about my surprise wedding ceromony! LOL

And I remember vividly where the ceremony took place and the ambience of the setting too.

Sitting lazily with one leg up on the chair (i know, very ugly posture) and because I cant think of anything else to do after I had done what is necessary, I started to browse for pictures by typing random stuffs that came up first in my little coconut.

And guess what?!!

Something sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo familiar I found!

I was like...

"Eh! I saw this picture somewhere ler. But where?!"

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Ta dah!! This is the closest picture to my dream I have seen!

Glass company?! plants!!?! lights!!

I can say it's like 90% of it!!!

10% off is because the ambience is not that dark, it's much lit with crystal chandelier and so much crowded with ppl in night gowns and coats and roses! Colourful roses. Just imagine that picture taken during day time with more lights! And the centre of it will be the wedding aisle leading to the altar! OMG so real!

Does this mean that my dream is coming true?

Hahaha

Pregnancy

I'm PREGNANT!!!!

Yes, I AM PREGNANT, stop rubbing your eyes and join back your jaws.

I'm living way beyond time in my dream-world.

I didn't realise that my dreams are progressing. Previously, I dreamt about getting married and last night I dreamt that I was pregnant!!! Even gave birth to a baby boy! SHIT!! This is getting really really super ridiculous!!

Maybe I shouldn't read before I go to sleep. I am reading At First Sight, a novel by Nicholas Sparks every night before I doze off. It's a love story between a free lance columnist, Jeremy and a mysterious woman, Lexie. This story took place after Jeremy returned to his bachelorhood when his ex-wife filed a divorce with him due to his infertility. Doctors were certain that Jeremy couldn't father a child with any woman for his entire life because his sperm count was low and those he did produced showed very little motility. But after he spent a night with Lexie when they first met, Lexie eventually got pregnant. And the story started with her pregnancy period, where I got to know more about pregnancy. Guess that's the factor I encountered this strange dream! Hahaha

Wa lao eh, it was so real. Everything in my dream seemed so freaking real! I can actually feel my tummy grew bigger and biggest (even to the extend that I couldn't see a single toe of mine), boobs also grew bigger, butt also grew bigger! Everything grew bigger due to pregnancy! Cilaka, no more surprises dy even before I got married and pregnant!! HUH!!

But the best part was, I gave birth to a chubby baby boy! Wahahahaha he was sooooo cuteeeee and adorable!! Ok ok..I know it's only a dream. And I dunno who is my husband though! Wahaha Heard his voice in my dream but never really see his face. My dream was so real and vague at the same time.

I think I really live in the other world when I am asleep at night. Who knows I will dream that my son will call me "mummy" tonight? And the story goes on and on every night till my son grows up? Wahahhahaha Thinking too much? This is what happens when your dreams developed into episodes~ COOL (NOT!)

EeeeEEeeee..SPOOKY!!

Nightmare

Slept quite early last night.

My body never rest properly since the day I finished my last paper on 5th May. I was hoping that I can get a good rest and wake up fresh and radiant the next morning.

Who knowss....

Instead of having a sweet dream, I had a nightmare. As a result, I woke up feeling sad and scared.

I could only remembered the scariest part when I woke up.

I was dreaming that I was studying or travelling with my ex-schoolmates. I guess I dreamt that I am still in Form 4 or Form 5, years that I think are the best study years in my whole life.

So, the dream goes like this. I remembered black-masked men, armed with snipers and machine guns. No small small pistols, all carry big huge guns that makes them look superior. And they looked cruel and merciless. As if will die if they smile. They look like terrorists to me. I guess I dreamt that our school was controlled by terrorists.

We were treated like prisoners and hosts in the school. Then suddenly one day, our school was in a mess. Everybody was running here and there screaming hysterically hoping to escape. I was panicked. Very very panicked as to what caused this sudden havoc. Buildings were devastated. Debris of buildings were everywhere. Ain't these sound familiar? - war between Iraq and America.

I remembered Mdm Wong (my biology teacher) showed us video clips of how an Iraqi army tortured a Korean host by cutting his neck ALIVE!!! HIDUP-HIDUP! I was disgusted and I still remember clearly how the host yearned to escape. He begged the Iraqi army to let him go. I remember him saying, "Please let me go. I STILL WANT TO LIVE. Pleaseeee". I could still hear him begging till his very last breath. I could still hear him begging when the army started cutting his neck with a not-very-sharp long knife. Imagine cutting a human's neck alive with a not-very-sharp long knife. The pain is undescriable. Damn heartless. One innocent soul gone just like that. I rather he killed the host with machine gun. At least he doesnt have to suffer and beg to live while the army cut his neck. Shit!! Feel like crying now...

Heartache...heartache..

Sorry sorry... too emotional because my dream is somehow quite similar with the host's situation. Except for the terrorist in my dream didn't cut the neck, he shoot off the head. I remembered the terrorist said, "Today one person will die, the others will live". Everybody were walking like zombies with lifeless movements along the streets and those terrorists were walking behind us.

We were praying so hard not to be killed. And suddenly,

BANG!!!

Everybody were screaming and running.

I heard my friends crying. Crying their hearts out. Crying hysterically.

I don't feel good. I turned and looked for them. I was stunned. Really stunned and shocked.

The victim was my friend. My ex-classmate.

Nooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why him?? Why him?

His head was shot and exploded into pieces. Flesh and organs of his head were splattering everywhere. There were blood, blood and blood everywhere!!

The only remainings that I saw was his body without his head. I saw him lying lifelessly and helplessly on the floor. Tears began to roll down non-stop. I was crying like I never cried before for losing a friend. I cried.. and cried..and cried.. I can still feel the pain of my heart when I think back the scene. The nightmare seems so fucking real!

Woke up with tears on my cheeks and heart so painful this morning! Shit! damn moody now.. How to work later?! Ma lih..

I wash my feet before I sleep everynight o..how come I still get nightmares!!?!

Hilarious

I was reading about Social distance, status scale, formality scale and two functional scales (sociolinguistics terms) when I suddenly heard, "Hey what time is it now? I wanna go shopping tonight. You wanna go?"..

When I turned my head back, I was puzzled. I saw myself wearing formal with light make-up, standing in the centre of the giant building (I think it was about 100 plus storeys) talking to my secretary about things that I wanted her to do. Then I began to think. Oh~ I'm actually in my working world.

Wow! I was amazed to see myself so capable and successful. And I am somehow related to all the big shots of the company. I forgot whether they are my relatives or my closest friends. All of them were so perfect. Born with handsome and pretty faces and bodies just like models and successful too! (I was not bad too!) Hehehe

The giant company was a glass one. You will never feel too cold nor too warm cause you can feel the warm sun through the glass. And the weather was not a Malaysian weather. I am pretty sure. Very modern-look and trendy at the same time. Everything was so high-tech and you can even see houses flying here and there during day time off to work (I mean the owner is flying using the house- especially those who go outstation) and parked back at the parking lot when they come back. Those houses have got buoyant abilty and they park side by side along the wharf. Isn't it amazing? Double-storey house somemore! And each house has their own satelites that can fly using remote controllers which means each house can search for their own channels that they wanted to watch (wonder what happened to Astro company that time). Indivual satelites, individual tv programes. COOL!!! Too much of Meet The Robinsons? I don't know...

Then suddenly, I saw my parents. I was so happy that they came here to pay me a surprise visit. Feeling super high, I asked my parents to stay at my place and don't go back too soon and they agreed.

Everyday was like a normal day for me. I clock-in punctually and clock-out in time too.

Then, on one particular day, the giant company was full with decorations when I clocked-in. Fresh flowers were everywhere, there was an aisle with multicolour roses displayed on each side of the aisle leading all the way to a small altar. And there were chairs all over the lobby of the company. The company suddenly turned into a spring garden.

Being curious, I asked someone who was busy admiring the decorations. It was my secretary.

"Hey, did I miss out something? Why is there so many flowers all over the place today? Flowers all over the staircase, flowers at the entrance..and the company smells so so nice today. What's going on? Who's wedding is it?"

My secretary said, "Why it you Ms. Ling! It's your BIG DAY! Your hairdresser will be here in a minute and ur designer said he is stuck in the jam right now. He said he will arrive in like 5 more minutes and he apologised for the inconvenience caused...(bla, bla, bla)..."

I wasn't listening to my secretary anymore when I heard the first few sentences. WHAT!!! I'm getting married today!!!!?? With who? How? Why?? All of the cursing words were floating in my mind. I was really surprised. All of the sudden I became the main character.

Then I saw my bosses smiling at me, congratulating me and finally saw my parents walking in wearing elegant attires. My dad was in a tux and mum with beautiful elegant long dress. Bare-back somemore!

I rushed towards my mum to demand for an explanation.

Me : Ma!!! What the hell is going on?!

Mum : It's your wedding day that's why, silly. I thought you agreed on this?

Me : HAAAAA!!!???? When??? Who??? Why?? Where?? How?? WHAT???

I was ridiculously shocked and I think real hard. No one dated me. No one was after me. Then how come I agreed someone to get married? And I don't even know who is the bridegroom. This feeling is similar to Walter Sparrow's, who murdered people but didn't know that he was the one who did it because he suffered memory loss after he jumped down from a building (The Number 23 movie).

I have the same feeling as his. And ridiculous enough, I was being dragged into the dressing room and my designer put on my wedding dress. Damn beautiful I tell you. Wish I can take photos and share them with you all.

After finished dressing up, I walked outside the dressing room, with white elegant heels, which I nearly tripped to death at countless times. I still feel Mong Cha Cha (blur). Is this real? Can I say NO? Can I escape from here? Who is he? What's going on?

My secretary was helping me both with my dress and me to maintain my stability. I was cursing on the stupid heels all the way to the aisle.

When I saw everyone was waiting for me, I began to get nervous. My heart beated hundred times per sec, as if it wanted to escape so much, just like me. I was still thinking what is it all about, and when did I agreed on this marriage.

Just when the conflict started to build, my mum told me with teary eyes, "Li ar, you're a big girl already. Must appreciate him, ok? He treated us so well when you are not at home. He even sponsored the whole family here just to attend this grand wedding and he planned this whole wedding just because he loves you. Appreciate him ok? And get rid of that bad-temper of yours! I don't wanna lose such a good son-in-law like him. You can't find another Miri guy like him nowadays, you know."

I was like, "Heck!! He's a Miri guy??! How come I dont know a thing?"

I was getting more and more confused. This is really spooky cause I don't remember a single thing and I don't have a single friend from Miri and suddenly, I am getting married to a Miri guy jumping out of nowhere.

I looked all the way to the end of the aisle. He was standing in front of the altar, waiting for me. From far, I can see that he is quite big size, tall and kinda masculine in his own tux. Because of the distance and my short-sightedness, I strained my eyes so hard just to adjust my eye-sight to see his face. I heard my mum asking me to stop because she said I looked ugly doing that. I ignored her for few moments cause I really wanted to see his face.

Just when I could finally see his face, I heard a song, out of nowhere, singing,

"For all those times you stood by me,

For all the truth that you made me see,

For all the joy you brought to my life,

For all the wrongs that you made right,

For every dream you made come true...."

Ei?? That was my ring tone leh.. Where is my phone ar? I was searching real hard.

Then only I realised that I was in my dream! Charles called me.

He saved my life!! Thank you, Charles. If not I think I got married dy! SCARY SCARY.

SHIT! How come I suddenly dreamt on such thing. Must be Angel, cause she always dreams this kinda things. I got infected by Angel-disease!! Help me!!! I don't wanna get married with the one that I don't know and don't lovee... I don't wannnnnnnttttttttt..... waaaaaaaa.....