Being Tagged~

Q: Oh, you are from Sarawak! *eyes wide with excitement* So far away! How you people come here ah?

A: Ya lo! Damn far ho!? Need to cross South China Sea, and need to travel by airplane somemore. I know, I know, it's far more high class than using bus..but what to do, Sarawakians are that high class. Not everyone can simply become Sarawakians ok? And Peninsular folks who stay in Sarawak cannot own even a single piece of graveyard land in Sarawak, unless the spouse is a Sarawakian. But still, the land that they buy is under their spouse's name. U think it's easy? Don't PLAY PLAY with Sarawak ho!

Q: Oh, like that! So back home, you people live in trees ar?

A: Trees? Oh...you mean our tree houses ar? Cher...those tree houses are too common dy la. Update a bit lah, DUH~~ Every house will have at least a tree house as their kids' playhouse. So that kids can online, can play basketball, play tennis, swimming, play barbie dolls, study and etc, making full use with the tree houses. More privacy too. No big deal lah. As for us, we live in concrete houses, even our terrace house is like semi-d here. *sigh*

Q: You guys have electricity or not?

A: What makes you think we don't have? Don't tempt me to say the forbidden words (stupid idiot) la. Asking this kinda question, I am trying to be very nice dy ok? FYI, we have SESCO in Sarawak, in KL it is known as Tenaga Nasional Berhad (lauya name, and sounds so low standard compared to SESCO, it's like so international!)

Q: Kuching got airport or you use boat go Johor?

A: BODOH! Kuching's got INTERNATIONAL airport ok? Itu pun tak tahu. Don't make me look down upon you lah. Duh..growing up in a big city, general knowledge so low. I'm suspecting how you pass your geography. Ohr~~ Now I know how, forgot that the posibility of bribing is damn high~~ Pardon me, Sarawakians are very innocent. I'm still experiencing cultural shock... And btw, the ONLY way for you to go Johor is to use AIRPLANE. Sorry ya, no bus, no train, no car, no bicycle, no motorbike can take you there. High class, remember??

Q: How long if you take bus from Singapore to Kuching?

A: Oh, really wanna take bus meh? So ko lien, I book a flight for you la! Aiyo... I rather pay the whole flight also dun wanna see you ended up in hell so early. At least, let you experience the high-class feeling first before you die ma. See, me so good.. *sigh* typical Sarawakians.. what to do?

Q: Over there got what car?

A: We don't play Merz or BMW dy. We play BOEING 747, jets, rockets,and helicopters to name a few...

Q: Got road or not?

A: Got road, but those roads are for pedestrians who wish to exercise and jog in the morning or to walk their pets.. You know la, everyday fly here and there using BOEING 747 and everything..where got chance to walk, right? Plus exercise is very important *wink*

Q: You Bidayuh from Sulawesi there huh?

A: Aduh aduh aduh...this proves that your bribery was so damn successful, man!

Q: Sarawak inside Sabah, right?

A: HOW COME YOU SO STUPIDDDDDDDDD one? Oops, sorry ya. My fingers typed those forbidden words subconsciously~

Q: Eh? Sabah Sarawak not the same meh?

A: Terengganu Kuala Lumpur same or not lo? Somemore has that damn guts to ask this question.

Q: Kuching how big ar?

A: Not very big la, KL is only 10% of it's size. Even 10% cukup bagi muka liao.

Q: Kuching got a lot of cats hoh?

A: Ya, those Persian cats are damn common, until they became homeless cats roaming about in the city. Usually those wild cats are like the size of Garfield. No big deal. Wonder why people here need to spend so much money to own those cats. Tell me earlier ma. If you want cat, I can simply catch one on the streets, bathe it and give it to you as pet la. Let me do some charity works ma...Don't waste your money. Spend it wisely.

Q: Sarawak got Malay?

A: No la, only Orang Melayu *roll eyes*

Q: Sarawak people can speak English?

A: Aiyo, why English? Too common la. Ask something more challenging la~~~Not creative at all *yawning*

Q: You people from Sarawak use Ringgit?

A: No lah. What is Ringgit also need to think twice. We use Pound Sterlings.