Funny Mum

I love my mum so much!

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Situation:

Me, the driver (ever since I got my driving license) while my mum, The Queen aka The Boss's wife (taukenio) aka the Chatty Box aka the PR Officer aka Mrs. Friendly aka Tigeress aka ... erm.. I don't think you guys wanna read more of the details. Muahahaha

So me and my mum was having this little conversation in the car with some environmental noise by Colbie Caillat singing Bubbly.

I remembered we were joking like mad cows when I suddenly stepped on the brake which of course startled my Queen. Once startled, my Queen, due to her nature, motherly behaviour will shout and demand for explanation.

Mum: Oi~ Ah moi, what were you thinking ha!? You know you are trying to kill us? If both of us die how? If accident how? If dad's here how now? Do you have any idea of what are you doing? Are you out of you mind?

And like usual, after reprimanded poor me (though not my fault) she continued with the reckless driver now.

Mum: ...And this fella ah! I wonder how and which institution he got his driving license from!? Ha, never watched where he was going, never see the car (us) properly, he was supposed to stop at the junction (ooo! she knew it wasnt my fault see?) because he has to let us pass first...... bla bla bla bla bla bla..

The best part,

Mum: ...bla bla bla... &*#$^*&*@^&#$^&*@# (before looking at the reckless driver)

After found out who he is,

Mum: Eh, that's ABC leh~ Aiyo (voice started to lower down) what happened to him ho? How come he drives like that? Ai yo must be really tired being the sole bread winner of the family... bla bla bla...

I remained silent because I need to wait for my turn to talk cause there is no way my mum will listen to me when she's in her panic mode. So I waited.

My permission to talk was granted after few minutes.

Me: Eh ma, you know that stupid fella meh?

Mum: Haha bad girl. Calling people stupid.

*raised eyebrow*

Me: You know him meh?

*ignored my question*

Mum: You think he's handsome? I think he is handsome. Very handsome ho?

Me: *faint*

Mum: What!? I know him la (finally answered my question). He owns a shop selling baju kurung, sari and clothes one. Neh.. *pointing-to-God-knows-where* there. His shop is there.

Me: Mhmm.. O.. Okay..

Mum: ....

Me: Eh, ma. What is handsome ah?

Mum: ha?! You sot ka?

Me: I mean, how do u regard a person as handsome or ugly?

Mum: Well for me that driver just now is handsome.

Me: Ha? WHat's so special about him leh? He has 2 eyes, 1 nose, 2 ears, a mouth and a normal body. Everyone has. How do you differentiate ugly and handsome then leh?

Mum: Well... (silent for 5 seconds).....well..... (another 3 secs)... HANDSOME is HANDSOME lah! Why bother so much?! As long as my eyes like them, then handsome lah! *frustrated and completely forgotten the earlier incident*

Me: *laugh real loud* Ma, you are so cute la sometimes! What would I do without you, hmm?

Mum: Cilaka punya budak, tricked me ho!

And she lifted her index finger, bended in a C-position and knocked her driving-daughther.

Yeap! She's my Queen. Our Queen. Sweet Queen of Ling's Family.